ldka ldki ludo khelte hai.

Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.

Girl- Accha ..Agar 6 aya to.

Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya,

6 aiya to phir se meri bari

1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:

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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.

Plz go to creat message

Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION

Then type this number & see the magic

277451366514612382623 

Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana,

Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na bhool jana.

ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Kyu hr dam muje tdpate ho

Kyu hr din hmara dil dukhate ho

Hmari to ruh tk kanp gai ye sunkr

Ki tm kapde dhone k sabun se nhate ho

 Vo chum le ik bar to ati nahi nind

Unki mithi avaz me jati hai rat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu…

Dost me aap jaisa…

Nalayak koi nahi!

Mera number change ho gaya hai!

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@UNDERWEAR ka..

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agar tujko meri purani

UNDERWEAR

chaiye ho to le jana..

Pagle akhir tu dost hai apna.

MAKAYA

HAKAYA

RUMBHA

JINGALA

RAGIRA

VAGIRA

HELULU

HETATA

NARAKA

HIBAHA

Congratulations!!

now u r perfect AADHIVASI

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar

 teri baari hai,

attendence lagwa.

In larkio se dil lagana 1 bhool he

In k piche itna bhagna fazul he

Jis din kisi larki ne keh dia "I LOVE U"

To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL he

Suba teri Sham meri ho

Din tera Rat meri ho

Hasi teri Udasi meri ho

Or

jab maut ay e dost

Kabar teri

Usme LASH???

hello

TERI hi ho

Meri q hogi

Arz kiya he

iktiyar e taranum se

tabasum ki roshni

ko jala dena!

(wah,wah,wah)

Jab iska matlab samaj me a jaye

to mujhe bhi bata dena

Salary ladki k period ki trah he

month me 1 bar ata he

3-4 din tak rhta he

or kisi mahine nhi aye to

samjho

haal bura...

Santa: Helo kon bol rha he?

Othr sid: Ji, me bol rha ho

Santa: oye kmal ho gia,

idhar se bi me hi bol rha ho

paplu:Mujhe to ankhe band karne par bhi dikhayi deta hai

kaplu:Acha! Kya dikhta hai?

paplu: Andhera!

Bohat Saal pehle ki baat hai.

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Sorry yaar!

Kaafi Purani Baat thi, Main Bhool Gaya

Teacher:

Shadi k waqt DULHE ko ghode pe Q bithaya jata he

Student

Last warning di jati he k

Abi B waqt hai BHAG ja

Badlo p kali gata chati to hogi

Sitaro ko musraht ati to hogi

Tm lak chupao dunya se mgr

Akele me tume apni shakl pe hnsi ati to hogi

Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nhi

Ap k Siva koi yad Ata nhi

Hsrat hai k roz Ap ko dekhen

Par wo BANDAR wala ap ko roz lata nhi

Me esa MSG hu jise murk log padte he

nlayk log forward krte he

gadhe delete krte he

or pagl store krte he

Ap kya karoge

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko

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Me Tumhe Welding wale k Paas le jaonga

theek hai?

Dil ki Tanhai ko Awaz bana lete he

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Dard Jab Had Se Guzarta Hai. .

to

to

to

to?

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IODEX laga lete hain.

Sms krenge hm 1 duje ko bari bari

hame lagti he ye rasm badi pyari

ye sms milte hi 1 sms bej dena

kyuki hame bilkul psand nhi udhari

Bathmeez

Chadar ki KAMIZ

Lohe ka PEJAMA

Bndr tera MAMA

Bili teri MOSI,

Kuta tera YAR

Aam ka ACHAR

Miss u mere YAR

Chaewala: bholi si surat,ankho me masti

dur khadi sharmae ae haye

Ladki boli: kali si surt

hath me ketli

dur khada chilae

"chae chae"

Aaj

to

bahut

khush

hoge

tum?

Kyuki

"barish"

jo

hue

hai

Or

barish me

Sabhi

"MENDAK"

khush

hi

hote

hain

pappu: Beth kar unki zulfo k sae me swrg jesa anand aya

Wah Wah Fir

pappu: Biwi ne dekh lia or sham ko Hospitl me hi hosh aya

Juta chupai k rasm k me dulhe ki 1 sali boli

me to 1100 lungi.

2nd sali boli 

me to 2100 lungi

piche se koi bola:

2310 lelo,

us me FM Bhi he

Kyo hr bar badal jate ho

har nae din hmara dil dukhate ho

Ye bat sunkar humari ruh tak kamp gai

ki ap brtan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

Hum dosto ko bohut buri saza dete he

Wah wah

Hum dosto ko bht bri sza dete he

Juta nhi marte bus Moza sungha dete he

Mere Mrne k bad e dost ansu mat bahana

agr yad aye meri to sidhe upr chale ana

Agr wha bi na mile to samajlena tu nark me he

Tm pas hoto tujpe pyar ata he

Tm dur hoto tera intzar stata he

Kya kahe is dil ki halat ki

Tuje yad krkark hme bukhar ho jata he

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi radio nahi dekha,

aur beta Mobile rakhne laga

Kanjus: Yar zara tuthbrush dena mere brush ka 1 bal tut gaya he

Dukandar: 1 bal tuta to nya q le rhe ho

Kanjus: jo tuta he wo akhri tha

aj kal tum muskurati bohot ho,

Mere dil ko bhati bahot ho

Dil khta he le jaun tumhe diner pe

Per suna hei tum khati bahot ho!

Hr khusi teri traf mor dun,

tere lie chand tare tk tor du

khusio k,drwaze tere lie khol du,

itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhuth aur bol du

ROZ LOGO SE APKE PNGE HONGE

ROZ APKE GHAR ME DANGE HONGE

YAD RAKNA MUJE SMS NHI KIA TO

APKE 420 BACHE HONGE

oR SAB LUCHE,LAFNGE,GANJE HONGE

Hm dosti ka frz nibate rahenge

waqtbewaqt apko state rahenge

dua kro k umr lmbi ho hmari

wrna bhoot bankar zndgi bhar satate rhnge

jiski 1 smile pr he dunia fida

jisse dil na hona chahie juda

jiska style he lajwab

unhi ka sms padh rahe he aap janab

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake par hum

kutton ke sardar ho gaye

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

free SMS ki scheme me.

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Baniya: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Breakin News

Adnan Sami apni building k 10th floor se niche gir gaye.

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Tippa kha kay waapis uper chala gaya

Ab shikwa karte ho hum se k humarae lab sil kyun gaye?

Mangi thi tumse

"Chipstick"

Aur tum mujhy "elfi" de gaye

Santa 1 Barf Ka Tukda Utha Kr Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha

Banta:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Santa:Dek Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He

“Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya he

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Pehle NokiaN72 thha

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Ab Hia.

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NokiaE60 ho gaya he

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plese ab mujhe N72 pe call mat karna

Tmhari Yad Me

Hum is Qadar Rote he

Tmhari Yad Me Hum

is Qadar Rote hain.

k

Padosi Hamre Ansuon se

Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain

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